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Gimme A Quote

Ava Gardner

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Girls Night Out In Downtown Red Wing, A Complete And… Well You Know, “Udder” Failure! (We Have No Shame)

Local Bars and Restaurants in this beautiful little town in Minnesota thought they might attract more customers to their establishments if they dubbed Thursday “Girls Night Out” and offered special inducements to the females to attend. This they reasoned would … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry Sees The Illegal Alien Sub Plot In Peter Pan!! Demands Investigation!

“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Ted’s Peter Pan Review

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Mariah Carey To Make Live Special Appearance On Peter Pan Live Broadcast Tonight!!

Trying to recover from a lackluster performance last evening, during the lighting of the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center, Mariah Carey will be making a special appearance in tonight’s live version of Peter Pan on NBC. She is scheduled once … Continue reading →

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Pauline Kael

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Walking With Tom

Walking with Tom past Tom

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Madonna Poses Topless In Magazine. Shocks………Ummm. Shocks……Ummm… Sorry, We Got Nothing

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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