Author Archives: jr

Tik Tok! Kesha’s Time Runs Out. Press Release Announces Impending Retirement!

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr

“You gotta know when to fold em,” said Kesha in a phone interview. “As I told my producer and best friend Dr. Luke, I have had a great run but now it’s time to let the next generation take the … Continue reading →

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From The “Is This Real?” Department

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr
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Carrie And The Gang Will Be Back! First Look At Sex And The City 3

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr
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Vatican Calls For Catholic Church To Welcome Gays. Pope Francis Immediately Hires Consultants

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr
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News Executives Confirm “Wild Speculation” Is The Future Of News Reporting!

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr

“People want answers as fast a possible, even if we don’t have them,” explained Jeff Zucker president of CNN, “and it is our job to give them answers, so speculative news gathering is definitely the way to go. And we … Continue reading →

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Penelope Cruz Stuns As Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive! “OMG I Had No Idea,” Says Penelope!

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr

Penelope Cruz is literally stunning men around the globe with her appearance on the cover of Esquire Magazine and definitively named the sexiest woman alive by a blue ribbon panel of people who know about these things. Men are causing … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 12, 2014 by jr
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