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Gimme A Quote

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It’s A Girl For Mila And Ashton! Introducing “Huh? Kunis-Kutcher”

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Diddy: “I Was Misquoted! What I Said Was Tracy Morgan’s Belly Is A Work Of Art!”

“No disrespect To J”said Diddy, “Cause that is one  fine booty, but once again I was misquoted in the press. If you look at the tape and really listen to what I said, it was referring to my good friend … Continue reading

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Secret Service Throws Goodbye Party For Director Julia Pierson!

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Still Under Pressure After Congressional Hearing, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson Resigns!

After Ms. Pierson appeared at a brutal congressional hearing on Tuesday, when she had to explain to a House panel how an armed intruder jumped the White House fence on Sept. 19 and made it as far into the mansion … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading

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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading

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Microsoft Surprises Everyone With New Operating System. Meet “Windows Fred”!

Microsoft Corp. announced its new operating system on Tuesday to replace the largely unpopular Windows 8. In a bold move they have decided to cease numbering the systems and give them proper names instead. So welcome to the new world … Continue reading

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