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Disney Hit With $250 Million Lawsuit From Woman Who Says “Frozen” Is Based On Her Face!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr
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iPhone6. Bend It Like Beckham Or Stretch It Like Taffy!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Apple sure has its headaches with the new iPhone 6 as people start using it and problems are showing up. First, U2 tunes were automatically downloading when unrequested. Then it was discovered that when placed in a pocket the phones … Continue reading →

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Britney Introduces Her “Welcome To My Nightmare” Lingerie Collection!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Looking as comfortable as women will feel in her designs, Britney appeared at a shopping center in Warsaw, Poland yesterday to launch her Intimate Britney lingerie line. “I am so happy to be here in the original home of pole … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr
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Jessica Simpson Starring in “Clash Of The Tartans”

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

Fresh from Fashion week in Appalachia, Jessica proudly models her chic new look from the “Hatfields and McCoy Collection. Two great families of fabric that agreed to disagree. Blinding Fashion indeed!

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr
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“Florida Gal With 3 Boobs Is A Hoax! Our Show Is The Real Thing” Says Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr
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New A-Mazing Lawn Design Will Solve White House Security Problem!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

The White House Garden and Landscaping Division has offered a design solution for tightening White House security. Based on Britain’s Longleat’s Maze it is nearly two miles of hedge paths and is guaranteed to stymie any fence jumping interloper, giving the Secret … Continue reading →

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Lattegate! Boehner Calls For Obama Impeachment!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

“That’s It! That’s the last straw,” screamed John Boehner, “What kind of a lazy-assed salute was that?” We have put up with a lot from that man and now this? ” Managing to stir up the press and the GOP … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr
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