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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr
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Rick Perry Accepts President Obama’s “Find Iraq On A Map Challenge!!”

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr

After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr
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9 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Actually Need To Know Nothing About

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr

    1. Says Y’all at least 87 times each day 2. Must be directed to the front door of her house each morning 3. Favorite nighttime snack is Melted Gummi Bears with Ranch Dressing on an English Muffin 4. … Continue reading →

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Carson Daly hears a new Voice in his life!!!

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr

Not to be outdone by his employee Christina Aguilera, Carson Daly, the host and executive producer of “The Voice”, appropriately announced the birth of his third child with fiancé Siri Pinter. The baby girl unpretentiously named London Rose Daly joins … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr
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Ann Coulter Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr

 

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Christian Bale and Sibi Blazic 2nd Time Producers

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

Christian Bale and his wife makeup artist Sibi Blazic have announced the birth of their second collaborative effort. They already have a 9 year old daughter Emmeline. When introduced to his as yet unnamed son, the doting father Christian leaned … Continue reading →

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“I’ve Had it! I’m Quitting the Business!” Beyonce is Breaking Up! Plans to Release One Final Album and Documentary Film

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

In a startling development this morning Beyonce announced she has “had it” with Beyonce! No more. “The situation has become intolerable and I simply must put Beyonce out of it’s misery”. The demands of writing, recording, birthing babies, touring, photoshopping, … Continue reading →

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Putin Issues Ice Bucket Challenge to Ukraine on Today Show!

Posted on August 19, 2014 by jr

The Cold War has turned into a Cold Water challenge as Vladimir Putin has laid down the gauntlet! Appearing with Savannah Guthrie on this morning’s Today Show he dared the Ukraine leaders to either have buckets of ice water ceremoniously … Continue reading →

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