Category Archives: City Desk

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 4, 2015 by jr
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Fun And Fateful Tweets Throughout History

Posted on October 4, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Research Shows Vegetables And Fruit Exposed To News Get Depressed.

Posted on October 2, 2015 by jr

After exhaustive studies, experts at government food labs have determined that ordinary fruits and vegetables suffer an immediate sense of despondency when exposed to current events via news outlets. “What’s even more striking is how suddenly they lose vitamin potency … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by jr
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Mary’s Punny Signs

Posted on October 1, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Mary’s Got First Look At New GOP Mascot

Posted on October 1, 2015 by jr
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Vatican Besieged By Thousands Who Refuse To Do Their Jobs, Begging For Papal Audience!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr

With reports appearing to confirm that the Pope had a private meeting with The Elizabeth Taylor of County Clerks, Kim Davis, it appears that everybody wants to get into the act. Monsignor Gianaitto Felatto, the Pontiff’s personal appointment scheduler has … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr
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Mary Celebrates National Ted Cruz Day!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr

Let stupid reign across the plains!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by jr
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