Category Archives: City Desk

Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Posted on January 17, 2015 by jr

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Billings , Montana today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on January 17, 2015 by jr

It’s random for sure

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Is The Moon A Planet Or A Star? Ted Cruz Puts Together Advisory Panel To Decide!

Posted on January 16, 2015 by jr

Ted Cruz, newly appointed chairman of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, was simply shopping for a birthday gift for his wife on QVC yesterday, when he instead, found himself enthralled by the brilliant host Shawn Killinger and designer … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on January 16, 2015 by jr

Yes it is random

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Lego Movie Snubbed For Best Animation Oscar! Academy Awards Show Boycott Planned!!

Posted on January 15, 2015 by jr

It seems that being nominated for Best Original Song “Everything is Awesome,” will not be enough to satisfy the plastic creations of the year’s biggest animated hit, “The Lego Movie!” The popular film has grossed over $250 million domestically, and … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on January 15, 2015 by jr

Mary’s Random

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White House Releases Photo Showing Both President And Vice-President Did Indeed Go To Paris!!

Posted on January 14, 2015 by jr

Attempting to quell the criticism regarding the recent anti terrorist march in Paris over the weekend The White House has released their official photo from the event. News pundits and politicians had been severely critical that we did not send … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by jr

Mary’s Random

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John McCain Wants His “Illegitimate Son” Lindsey Graham To Run For President!!

Posted on January 13, 2015 by jr

Washington (FTM) Republicans on Capitol Hill dragged out their best PR statements, on hearing the news that Mitt Romney is considering losing the White House for a third time. But it was Arizona Sen. John McCain who really made everyone’s … Continue reading →

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Prince Harry Named Most Kissable On International Kiss A Ginger Day!!

Posted on January 13, 2015 by jr

Far and away the Ginger most Ginger Lovers would like to kiss is obviously everybody’s favorite, Prince Harry. International Kiss a Ginger Day was started in 2009 and appears to now be firmly established as a legitimate thing. Harry has … Continue reading →

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