Category Archives: City Desk

Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Jeb Bush To Release 250 Thousand Emails In Cross Promotion With Sominex! No More Counting Sheep!!

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Angelina Jolie Releases New Documentary Film “A Pox On Me” Just In Time For Academy Award Consideration!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

A relatively new strain of the age-old childhood trauma, Chicken Pox, has been quietly spreading around the world. It’s been dubbed “Glamapox,” in deference to its first apparent victim, international superstar, Angelina Jolie. Although it is nowhere near as deadly … Continue reading →

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Hallucinogenic Mushrooms Found Growing Wild On The Grounds Of Buckingham Palace. “Curiouser And Curiouser,” says The Queen!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

Filmmakers stumbled across the red and white speckled fly agaric fungus, as they shot footage in the 16-hectare private estate, for a documentary entitled The Queen’s Garden, to be screened by broadcaster ITV on Christmas Day. Fly agaric is well … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Sony Hackers Now Leak The Secret File Of CIA Euphemisms! Aggrandized Security!

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr

– Hot on the heels of the major hacking of the Sony emails, the group who calls itself Guardians of the Peace, is now going after the clandestine codes of the CIA. They leaked a secret document called “This is … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr
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Dick Cheney Surfaces To Express His Feelings About Torture

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr

“Oh Boo Hoo Hoo,” said Cheney

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