Category Archives: City Desk

Kanye West Rushed To Hospital For Emergency MRI Before Australian Concert! 327 Audience Members Have MRI’s After Concert!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Feeling a bit down, down under, Kanye West was rushed, rushed, rushed to a hospital in Melbourne just before his concert, on this leg of his Australian tour. Suffering from a lack of headlines in the local news, which is … Continue reading →

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OJ Offers To Help Oscar Find The Real Killer

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr
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AppleWatch App Tracks Your AppleLife!

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr

Coolest new feature of the AppleWatch is that it will actually keep track of how many hours of your life are consumed by and with all things Apple. How Cool is that? The AppleLife App will let you know how … Continue reading →

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Melissa McCarthy Inaugurates NYC Mayor DeBlasio’s “Grab A Torch, Grab A Cab” Campaign!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr

Continuing his trailblazing ways to re-invigorate NYC tourism, while making it convenient for it’s citizens, the mayor has launched his plan to promote easy taxi access. “We found in surveys, that the most popular tourist destination was the Statue of … Continue reading →

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Bill Murray Reveals The Women He’d Choose For “Ghostbusters 3”. Pretty Surprising!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr
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Even With 37 Different Producers, New U2 album, “Songs Of Innocence” Sounds Like Every Other U2 Album! Comes With 24-Page Booklet and Free Dinner Coupon!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr

With a combined net worth of over 1 billion dollars, who better to sing Songs of Innocence than Bono and the Gang? U2’s highly anticipated 13th album was produced by Danger Mouse and 3 dozen other top producers working across … Continue reading →

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Lana Del Rey Signs New Contract. Agrees To Sell Music Door To Door! More Artists To Follow!

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr

In what many recording companies are calling the future of music marketing, artists are agreeing to sell their wares door to door. Industry bigwig, Jimmy Iovine, explained the reality of the new business model. “We can only place a song … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr
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Courtney Love And Marilyn Manson Tried To Donate Blood. Tests Show They Actually Have None!

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr
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