Category Archives: City Desk

Sasha Fierce Won’t Die! Professionals Called In To Perform Beyoncercism!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

“I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore!” said Beyonce 4 years ago. “She’s done. I killed her!” Well not so fast Bey! It seems the alter ego Beyonce created so she could be “nasty and stuff” on stage and “Miss Goody … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Secret Divorce Details Leaked. Bruce Jenner To Get Old Face Back In Divorce Settlement!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

Although it’s always distressing to Americans when true love does not last, it is always uplifting when good things come out of a sad situation. Although nobody saw it coming and nobody can quite explain why it didn’t work out, … Continue reading →

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Future Headline! The Year 2054!! New Music From Taylor Swift!!!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr
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Lady Gaga Officially Announces She’s Run Out Of Ideas. “I Got Nothing” She Wails!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

Lady Gaga stunned the music and the art world today when she appeared outside a seafood restaurant wearing 2 silver clamshells and some fish netting draped around her hips that obviously came from the eatery’s maritime decor. Managing to look … Continue reading →

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“We Must Keep Our President Safe!” GOP Proposes A More Northerly White House!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

Republicans are aghast at the two egregious breaks in White House Security this past weekend. “This is inexcusable!” shouted a rather apoplectic, Long Island Representative Peter King. “How can we ever hope to concentrate on President Obama’s agenda, if we are … Continue reading →

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AMS Puts Weathermen On Notice. Stop With The Stupid Names!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

The American Meteorology Society has had enough! “We need to be taken more seriously and these silly names they are coming up with are making us a laughing stock,” said a spokesman, “We are losing our credibility! It started out … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr
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Happy 67Th To Stephen King! Number 1 Birthday Boy! He’s Not Afraid Of Anything!

Posted on September 21, 2014 by jr

Many people are scared to death of getter older! Many find it pure “Misery!” But not the “High Priest of Horror” Stephen King. “Age gets my one-finger salute!” boasted King. The man who has scared many into an early grave … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Turns Leaked Photos Into Animation Gold!!!

Posted on September 21, 2014 by jr

When life gives you melons, make melonade! Leave it to Hollywood to turn faux embarrassment into animation stardom. Quickly grabbing on to the current publicity, Columbia pictures has signed every actress “victimized”, in the recent hacking scandal, to voice their … Continue reading →

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