Category Archives: Scoop

GOP Solemn March Into D.C. Prepares President For Congressional TakeOver!

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Obama To Impose Sanctions Against Idina Menzel Until She Returns The Note She Stole From America!

The President just seems in the mood to throw sanctions at people who are pissing him off lately. New punishments against North Korea were pretty much expected, but nobody could have predicted that Broadway Star Idina Menzel would be the … Continue reading

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New Sanctions Are Just The Beginning. “The Interview” DVD Drop On North Korea! A Real S*#tstorm!

President Obama has enacted more harsh sanctions against 3 North Korean organizations and 10 individuals, as payback for the alleged cyber-attack on Sony Pictures. Although many felt that the sanctions, already in place, were pretty mean as sanctions go, Obama … Continue reading

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Thieves Steal Over $300,000 Worth Of Wine From French Laundry Restaurant. So Far No Clues!

A Christmas Day robbery at Yountville’s storied French Laundry restaurant netted a king’s collection of fabulous wines worth at least $300,000. The thieves, who jimmied a door at the wine room on the property, obviously knew exactly what they were … Continue reading

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10 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About!

 

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President Wreaks Havoc All Over Hawaii So He Can Play Golf! Forces Bride To Move Her Wedding!

Nothing gets in the way of the President’s golf game. Nothing!

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Clooney Buys Downton Abbey For Amal! Plans To Retain Most Of The Staff! Fascinating!

“Anything for my bride!” says George Clooney, obviously, still very much in love with his wife after over 3 months of wedded bliss. “I saw her admiring Downtown Abbey on HGTV International House Hunters program and she seemed enthralled. The … Continue reading

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Leaked Emails Make Movie Magic! Sony Issues Cute Couple Alert!

As the cliche says “When life gives you lemons…”, make a romantic comedy!

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New “Paint-Dri App!” Pick A Color….Click The Can…Watch It Dry. It’s That Easy!

Now you can spend more time than ever being mesmerized by your phone screen, with the new app from BrainDead Inc. simply called “Paint-Dri”. And it’s so darn easy! From a wall of paint cans, you’ll see a virtual rainbow … Continue reading

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Ellen Degeneres Would Love A Special Oscar For Tweet Of The Year!

Thanks to the over the top, “side splitting” antics of Ellen Degeneres and her mind boggling tweet, the 2014 Academy Awards reached an audience of over 43 million people around the world, it’s largest audience in 10 years. Hoping to … Continue reading

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