Category Archives: Scoop

Hallmark Apologizes And Replaces Inappropriate Wrapping Paper With New, More Cheerful Design

Posted on December 10, 2014 by jr

First Hallmark, the international family greeting card and gift wrapping company, came under fire, when many people saw a swastika in one of it’s Hannukah gift wrap designs and demanded this paper be recalled and destroyed. Hallmark executives reached out to … Continue reading →

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Bey And Jay And Will And Kate. A Royal Day On The Town!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr

Oh My God, that looks amazing on you!” squealed Beyonce to Kate in the dressing room at Marshall’s. “Damn you probably never even need photoshop or a wind machine to look good.” The two went clothes shopping with their husbands … Continue reading →

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From The Red Sea To The Yellow Brick Road. “Exodus To Oz” The Holiday Musical For Everybody!!!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr
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Game Of Thrones Tree Ornaments! Celebrate Christmas With Murder And Mayhem!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr

Shiny Christmas Balls, tinsel and candy canes will just seem old fashioned, once you see these fantastic Game of Thrones ornaments. All of your favorite characters will cheer you up on Christmas morning, as you reflect upon all your blessings, … Continue reading →

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Leonardo DiCaprio Left A Party With 20 Stunning Models. Gloria Allred Waiting By Her Phone!

Posted on December 8, 2014 by jr
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Fastest Product Endorsement Ever! For Presidential Size Acid Reflux!

Posted on December 8, 2014 by jr

An anonymous source laughed, “Boy he’s gonna need it!”

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America’s Next Top Model Cycle 21 Winner Named! Like The Previous 20 Winners He Wins All Expense Paid Trip To Obscurity!!

Posted on December 7, 2014 by jr

Keith Carlos. Remember the name and he will be luckier than the previous 20 winners on the Tyra Banks Show more commonly known as America’s Next Top Model…or…ANTM for those in the know or actually watch the show. Keith has … Continue reading →

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President Obama Gives John Boehner An Early Christmas Gift. A Direct Line To His Office!

Posted on December 7, 2014 by jr

Knowing he will have to work even more intensely with the Republicans next year, the President has reached out to Speaker of the House John Boehner with a thoughtful gift that he believes shows his determination to connect with him in … Continue reading →

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Janice Dickinson Bravely Faces 30 Years Of Trauma By Appearing Publicly…..Just About Everywhere!

Posted on December 6, 2014 by jr

Serious charges of sexual molestation have been alleged against comedian Bill Cosby, but nobody has managed to deal with the trauma quite as professionally and publicly as former Supermodel Janice Dickinson. She came forward to claim Bill Cosby drugged and … Continue reading →

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President Pleased With Tree Lighting Ceremony. Awaits Review From Elizabeth Lauten!

Posted on December 6, 2014 by jr

As he waited anxiously to hear the all-important review, rocking back and forth on his toes, President Obama mentioned to reporters, somewhat nervously, “I just hope Elizabeth knows we did our best with this one! The girls have been practicing … Continue reading →

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