Category Archives: Scoop

J-Lo and Iggy To Share NOW’s “Respect Women” Award For Empowering Women Everywhere!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr

“Omigod that is so exciting! Wait, who’s giving us an award? National Organization of Woman? That’s a real group?” was J-Lo’s surprised reaction when a reporter gave her the news that she has been named co-winner of the group’s top … Continue reading →

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Governor Christie Taunts Former Quarantine Patient With Insensitive Halloween Mask!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr
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Taylor Swift Is The Newest Presidential Medal Of Freedom Recipient!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr

Coming off the high of being named NYC’s Global Welcoming Ambassador, where she will be expected to greet all troop ships and cruise liners docking in Manhattan, Taylor Swift has now been given the highest civilian award of the United States, The Presidential … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Spice Girls + 1 Get Together For Fall Tour!!

Posted on October 27, 2014 by jr

The gals jump on the bandwagon and add the most delicious Fall Spice to the already sexy spice rack! “We thought a product extension would be a good thing for the group,” said Scary Spice. “We considered adding Nutmeg, but … Continue reading →

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Kinda Exclusive: Jenny McCarthy Sorta Explains Why Donnie Is The Best Husband Out There!

Posted on October 26, 2014 by jr

“Omigosh” exclaimed newlywed Jenny McCarthy, “how do I even begin to share what an exciting and romantic time this is in my life?” The former Playmate of the Year, who recently left the table on The View was all atwitter, smiling and giggling … Continue reading →

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TLC Cancels Honey Boo Boo. Reveals Cast Picture Of Their Replacements!

Posted on October 26, 2014 by jr
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Famed Physicist Stephen Hawking Makes His First Post On Facebook….His Puppy! Awwwww!

Posted on October 25, 2014 by jr
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Toys “R” Us Relents! Will Return “Breaking Bad” Action Figures To Shelves. Will Also Introduce Kiddies First Meth Lab Kit!

Posted on October 25, 2014 by jr

After removing Breaking Bad Action figures from store shelves due to a Florida woman’s complaint, regarding their inappropriateness in a toy store, Toys r Us faced an onslaught of protests from fans and meth heads across the country. Even the … Continue reading →

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Introducing Mary’s Flesh Flashers Directory Roundup!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by jr

As a public service Mary is attempting to file together a one source directory, for all the latest pictorial information on rockin’ bods, enviable physiques, fap fantasies and sexy selfies. All the important derma exhibitions worldwide! She’ll try to include … Continue reading →

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Ebola Lands In NYC In Time For Village Halloween Parade. Expected To Win Scariest Costume!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by jr

With still a week to go before the big parade and a multitude of festive Halloween events, the Ebola virus reportedly touched down in NYC last Friday. After doing a number of touristy things like taking the subway, seeing Times … Continue reading →

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