Category Archives: Scoop

Men Around The World Reap Consolation Bonanza As George Clooney Marries! Major Spike Expected In Birth Rate!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Millions of women were left bereft with shattered dreams yesterday as the perennial bachelor said, “I do” in Venice, Italy. “The longer he stayed single, the better I thought my chances were” cried one top model, “these next few weeks … Continue reading →

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Weird Markings Showing Up On Cattle Heads From Pennsylvania to Washington!

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

It started with Vale Woods Farm in Western Pennsylvania. When they noticed a baby calf with a marking on it’s head that looked like a number seven, they named her after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The ensuing press has brought … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Crazy George’s Wedding Cake Topper!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr
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Italy Closes Borders, Shuts Down Airports In Preparation For George Clooney’s Wedding.

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

What started in Venice with the closing of 2 picturesque walkways along the Grand Canal, to keep crowds away from George Clooney’s wedding has turned into a countrywide shutdown. The sheer weight of the amount of people going to the … Continue reading →

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Disney Hit With $250 Million Lawsuit From Woman Who Says “Frozen” Is Based On Her Face!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr
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iPhone6. Bend It Like Beckham Or Stretch It Like Taffy!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Apple sure has its headaches with the new iPhone 6 as people start using it and problems are showing up. First, U2 tunes were automatically downloading when unrequested. Then it was discovered that when placed in a pocket the phones … Continue reading →

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“Florida Gal With 3 Boobs Is A Hoax! Our Show Is The Real Thing” Says Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr
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New A-Mazing Lawn Design Will Solve White House Security Problem!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

The White House Garden and Landscaping Division has offered a design solution for tightening White House security. Based on Britain’s Longleat’s Maze it is nearly two miles of hedge paths and is guaranteed to stymie any fence jumping interloper, giving the Secret … Continue reading →

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Sasha Fierce Won’t Die! Professionals Called In To Perform Beyoncercism!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

“I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore!” said Beyonce 4 years ago. “She’s done. I killed her!” Well not so fast Bey! It seems the alter ego Beyonce created so she could be “nasty and stuff” on stage and “Miss Goody … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Secret Divorce Details Leaked. Bruce Jenner To Get Old Face Back In Divorce Settlement!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

Although it’s always distressing to Americans when true love does not last, it is always uplifting when good things come out of a sad situation. Although nobody saw it coming and nobody can quite explain why it didn’t work out, … Continue reading →

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