Category Archives: Scoop

Ancient Ruin Rediscovered in The Yucatan Just In Time For The Labor Day Holiday

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

  Back in the age of Disco an American club impresario named Eric Von Euw slogged through the forests of the Yucatan in search of a revolutionary new dance space. He returned with designs for a state of the art … Continue reading →

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Gwen Stefani Reports Face Stolen Night Before Emmy Awards!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

Although she grabbed headlines for mispronouncing “The Colbert Report”, the bigger story at the Emmy’s should have been the theft Gwen Stefani suffered previously that day. In the early hours of Sunday someone had taken her original face and replaced … Continue reading →

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Sofia Vergara Gets Playful @ Emmys. Strains Neck.

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

Sexy Sofia Vergara had a minor emergency on the Emmy’s red carpet last evening. Surprisingly the limber actress turned a bit too quickly to look over her shoulder at the cameras and hurt her neck. “I hurd a clique and … Continue reading →

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Rihanna and Eminem Are Matriculating! Together!!!

Posted on August 24, 2014 by jr
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Burpee Seeds To Sponsor Iggy Azalea’s U.S. Tour

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr

In the perfect world of synergy and cross promotion or should we say “cross pollination” the Burpee Seed Company, founded in 1876 has agreed to sponsor the American leg of Iggy’s tour. “I love flowers, I love seeds” said Iggy … Continue reading →

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Nicki Minaj Bit on Ass by Snake. Bubble Bursts!

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr

With little warning the boa constrictor being used during a rehearsal for Nicki’s MTV awards performance slithered over and bit her right on the butt. Early reports stated that it had happened to  one of her back-up dancers to prevent … Continue reading →

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Chris Christie Offers Jamie Foxx a Government Package!!

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr
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Rick Perry Accepts President Obama’s “Find Iraq On A Map Challenge!!”

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr

After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on … Continue reading →

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“I’ve Had it! I’m Quitting the Business!” Beyonce is Breaking Up! Plans to Release One Final Album and Documentary Film

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

In a startling development this morning Beyonce announced she has “had it” with Beyonce! No more. “The situation has become intolerable and I simply must put Beyonce out of it’s misery”. The demands of writing, recording, birthing babies, touring, photoshopping, … Continue reading →

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Downton Abbey Mortified by Photo Error and the Embarrassing Publicity it has Generated. Releases Corrected Photo!

Posted on August 15, 2014 by jr

The Promotion department that released the recent photo of Lord Crawley and Lady Sybil with a plastic water bottle on the mantle appears to be completely red-faced.                             … Continue reading →

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