Category Archives: GTK

87 GOP Candidates Unveil Record Breaking List Of New Progressive Ideas For America!

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Pakistan’s JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman Says Women Cause Earthquakes! GOP Nomination Seekers Take Notes!

*Mary’s Note- This is not a parody. It is not made up. It is a verbatim News Story During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed … Continue reading

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Bruce Jenner Asks For Privacy During This Deeply Personal Promotional Event!

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New Poll Shows 96% Of Americans Have Positive Feelings About Polls!

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Rick Santorum Jumps Into Race For GOP Nod!

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Murder Most Fowl. CSI: Duck Squad. New This Fall On CBS!

Just when you thought they had run out of new ideas comes a bunch of  Case Cracker Quackers. Four ducks who know their way around a murder scene and how to ruffle feathers to get the job done! Solving crime … Continue reading

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Smarmalade!!! New From Smuckers! It Doesn’t Get Any Smarmier Than This!!

When Smuckers says it’s smarmy, trust them, “It’s Smarmy!” Available in 16 flavors, every one more sickeningly sweet and cloying than the last. It’s almost too smarmy!

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Today’s Award For Best Beach Cover-Up Not Worn At The Beach Goes To…

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Movie Remakes We’d Like To See. Titanic 2015!

It just needed someone who could swim

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The Fox Always Puts A Special Spin On The News!

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