Category Archives: GTK

Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Posted on March 20, 2015 by jr

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew Target … Continue reading →

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Rep Aaron Schock Drives Himself Into Brand New Gig!! It’s Abs-olutely Fabulous!

Posted on March 19, 2015 by jr

Nobody need worry about soon to be ex-congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, when he leaves office March 31, after facing much scrutiny for misuse of Federal funds. It appears that the GOP darling has already lined up his next gig … Continue reading →

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Mitch McConnell Changes Mind. Thought Nominee For Attorney General Was Loretta Lynn.

Posted on March 15, 2015 by jr

When informed that President Obama’s nominee for Attorney General was not revered country artist, Loretta Lynn but rather Loretta Lynch, Mitch McConnell immediately changed his mind about bringing her up for a vote next week. “I am a bit embarrassed,” … Continue reading →

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Fox News Retires Fair And Balanced. Unveils New, More Direct Slogan!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by jr
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New Hillary Scandal! Accusations She Used Rotary Wall Phone While Secretary Of State!

Posted on March 12, 2015 by jr

Poor Hillary Clinton cannot catch a break when it comes to avoiding scandal. After responding to criticisms of her email habits and choice of breath mints, she now faces another roadblock on her way to the Presidency. Republicans and the … Continue reading →

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Congress Lets The World Know The U.S. Is Most Powerful Nation But The President….Not So Much.

Posted on March 10, 2015 by jr
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GOP Leaders Note Important 50th Anniversary!

Posted on March 8, 2015 by jr
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Bipartisan Agreement To Suspend Congressional Session To Examine Important New Study Results

Posted on March 4, 2015 by jr
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“Brand New Rand” Wins CPAC Straw Poll. Surges Past Both Bush Dynasty And Duck Dynasty!

Posted on March 1, 2015 by jr
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Congress Passes Temporary Budget So America Can Afford To Discuss Dress Color For One Week!

Posted on February 28, 2015 by jr
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