Category Archives: GTK

Donald Trump Says There Is An 80% Chance He’ll Run For President In 2016. Offers Possible Slogans

Posted on February 27, 2015 by jr

Donald Trump boosted the spirits of everybody at CPAC today when he once again teased that he may be considering running for President in 2016, throwing a good portion of the conservative crowd into states of elation, unmatched by any … Continue reading →

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Neil Patrick Harris Adds “Magician” To His Resume After Making Oscar TV Audience Disappear!

Posted on February 26, 2015 by jr
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When Twitter Wars Are Plagiarized Tweets!

Posted on February 25, 2015 by jr

When Ghost twitter writers can’t be bothered to write their own tweets this might be the resulting International Twitter War! It sure sounds familiar.

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Bill O’Reilly Reminds Everybody Where He Works. Critics Say “Oh Right….Nevermind.”

Posted on February 22, 2015 by jr

Bill O’Reilly In The No Spin “Spin Zone”

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FTM Exclusive: NBC News Retires Last Fact-Checker…. Ready To Welcome Back Brian Williams!

Posted on February 20, 2015 by jr

M’Lynn Partridge received her two week notice today, and although it’s rather a sad day for M’Lynn, it’s a great day for NBC News! After polls revealed that a majority of viewers want Brian Williams returned to the anchor seat … Continue reading →

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Rudy Guiliani Says, “I Don’t Believe Obama Loves America As Much As I Love Publicity!”

Posted on February 19, 2015 by jr
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FTM Exclusive! To Save Time Lady Gaga Picks Up Divorce Papers Along With Marriage License.

Posted on February 17, 2015 by jr
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Unretouched Photo Of Cindy Crawford Surfaces. New Poll Shows Women Now Love Her As Much As Men Always Did.

Posted on February 16, 2015 by jr
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“50 Shades Of Grey” Surprise Alternative, “Family Friendly Comedy Version!” Released.

Posted on February 13, 2015 by jr

Now thanks to the genius of Hollywood, while mom and grandma are getting all hot and bothered at the multiplex, watching 50 Shades of Grey, dad and the kids can be laughing their asses off right next door! Realizing they … Continue reading →

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Scott Walker Waffles On Evolution But Totally Nails Universe Revolving Around The Earth Thing!!!

Posted on February 12, 2015 by jr

Scott Walker Science Guy On His Impressive Tour of England to update everyone how far the United States has progressed on the science front since the mid 1500’s.

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