Category Archives: GTK

Lindsey Graham Announces That He Is Thinking About Whether Or Not He Has A Shot In Hell Of Being Elected Presuhdent!

Posted on December 17, 2014 by jr

“Ahma gonna think on it some more”

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“Us Magazine” Shocked At Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s Resemblance To Her Parents. Have Reached Out To Scientists To Explain!

Posted on December 16, 2014 by jr

Us magazine editors are in a major quandary, attempting to understand why Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s 8 year old biological child, looks so much like them at that age. In a current issue, they describe in great depth, with … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush Will “Most Likely, Consider Seriously, Actively Exploring The Possibility Of Perhaps Running For President.”

Posted on December 16, 2014 by jr

In the meantime Jeb will be honored this evening, when he is presented with the award for the Least Definitive Political Statement of the Year, at  the American Equivocation Society’s dinner in Washington D.C.

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Facial Movie Reviews:Today’s Feature “Exodus Gods And Kings”

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr
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Barbara Walters Forces Webster’s Dictionary To Redefine “Fascinating”

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

  Barbara Walters announced her top ten most fascinating people of 2014 and the most fascinating person turned out to be Amal Alamuddin Clooney, which was most definitely surprising, but was she fascinating?  To many viewers and critics it seemed … Continue reading →

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Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Creed’s Scott Stapp Allegedly Threatens President And To Release New Album. Officials Consider Second Threat Very Serious!

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr
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Angelina Jolie Releases New Documentary Film “A Pox On Me” Just In Time For Academy Award Consideration!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

A relatively new strain of the age-old childhood trauma, Chicken Pox, has been quietly spreading around the world. It’s been dubbed “Glamapox,” in deference to its first apparent victim, international superstar, Angelina Jolie. Although it is nowhere near as deadly … Continue reading →

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Hallucinogenic Mushrooms Found Growing Wild On The Grounds Of Buckingham Palace. “Curiouser And Curiouser,” says The Queen!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

Filmmakers stumbled across the red and white speckled fly agaric fungus, as they shot footage in the 16-hectare private estate, for a documentary entitled The Queen’s Garden, to be screened by broadcaster ITV on Christmas Day. Fly agaric is well … Continue reading →

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Sony Hackers Now Leak The Secret File Of CIA Euphemisms! Aggrandized Security!

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr

– Hot on the heels of the major hacking of the Sony emails, the group who calls itself Guardians of the Peace, is now going after the clandestine codes of the CIA. They leaked a secret document called “This is … Continue reading →

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