Category Archives: GTK

Hollywood Hacked! Files Show Sony Considering Pee Wee, Spiderman Crossover Film. Yay!

Posted on December 10, 2014 by jr

The bright spot in this scandal is learning that Sony is considering a Pee Wee Herman meets Spiderman movie. How fun is that? But on a more serious note, hackers with a vendetta against Sony pictures, have recently been hacking … Continue reading →

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Hallmark Apologizes And Replaces Inappropriate Wrapping Paper With New, More Cheerful Design

Posted on December 10, 2014 by jr

First Hallmark, the international family greeting card and gift wrapping company, came under fire, when many people saw a swastika in one of it’s Hannukah gift wrap designs and demanded this paper be recalled and destroyed. Hallmark executives reached out to … Continue reading →

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Bey And Jay And Will And Kate. A Royal Day On The Town!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr

Oh My God, that looks amazing on you!” squealed Beyonce to Kate in the dressing room at Marshall’s. “Damn you probably never even need photoshop or a wind machine to look good.” The two went clothes shopping with their husbands … Continue reading →

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From The Red Sea To The Yellow Brick Road. “Exodus To Oz” The Holiday Musical For Everybody!!!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr
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Game Of Thrones Tree Ornaments! Celebrate Christmas With Murder And Mayhem!

Posted on December 9, 2014 by jr

Shiny Christmas Balls, tinsel and candy canes will just seem old fashioned, once you see these fantastic Game of Thrones ornaments. All of your favorite characters will cheer you up on Christmas morning, as you reflect upon all your blessings, … Continue reading →

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Leonardo DiCaprio Left A Party With 20 Stunning Models. Gloria Allred Waiting By Her Phone!

Posted on December 8, 2014 by jr
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America’s Next Top Model Cycle 21 Winner Named! Like The Previous 20 Winners He Wins All Expense Paid Trip To Obscurity!!

Posted on December 7, 2014 by jr

Keith Carlos. Remember the name and he will be luckier than the previous 20 winners on the Tyra Banks Show more commonly known as America’s Next Top Model…or…ANTM for those in the know or actually watch the show. Keith has … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

Ted’s Peter Pan Review

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100 Missing Brains Found In Texas. Authorities Vow To Continue Search For More!!

Posted on December 3, 2014 by jr
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Montana Lawmakers Consider 85MPH Speed Limit. May Add It To Assisted Suicide Bill

Posted on December 3, 2014 by jr
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