Category Archives: GTK

2 Rock And Roll Mysteries Solved! Bono Wears Sunglasses Due To Glaucoma. The Edge Wears Knit Cap To Reduce Glare!

Posted on October 18, 2014 by jr
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Diet Coke And Taylor Swift Give Away Free Kitties! It’s Magical!

Posted on October 16, 2014 by jr

In an amazing cross promotion between Diet Coke, Taylor Swift and the ASPCA, it appears that now with every sip of Diet Coke, you get a free kitty! The number of kittens you get, seems to be only limited by … Continue reading →

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Amanda Bynes Crazy Train Fails to Captivate American Audience!

Posted on October 15, 2014 by jr

Even people who admit to enjoying watching paint dry, have failed to be captivated by the saga of Amanda Bynes. The former Nickelodean star has attempted to follow the Lindsay Lohan playbook for child star turns bad girl, with arrests, … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! The Seven New Rules For Composing News Stories

Posted on October 15, 2014 by jr

Turns out that the news sources that post stories on Google News Feed have a set of principles that all news writers must follow in order to be considered for the feed. “It is not enough anymore to simply just … Continue reading →

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Penelope Cruz Stuns As Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive! “OMG I Had No Idea,” Says Penelope!

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr

Penelope Cruz is literally stunning men around the globe with her appearance on the cover of Esquire Magazine and definitively named the sexiest woman alive by a blue ribbon panel of people who know about these things. Men are causing … Continue reading →

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Sometimes A Girl Just Has To Sell A Book

Posted on October 9, 2014 by jr
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First Girls, Now Phones! Cloud Leaks Sexy Shots of Stunning New Samsung A3 And A5 Phones!

Posted on October 6, 2014 by jr

Phone Porn is sweeping the Internet as leaked photos of the much-rumored Galaxy A-series Smartphones have been spotted online. Glossy digital foldout images of non-removable back-covers and 100 pc aluminum chassis are the stuff of nighttime fantasy for tech tantalizing. … Continue reading →

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As Typhoon Phanfone Bears Down On Southern Japan, Everybody Agrees It’s Scary As Hell, But Loves The Name!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr
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Martin-Lawrence Heats Up! J-Law Watches Chris Perform Again! Keeps Clothes On!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

In the middle of a horribly, embarrassing hacked naked photo firestorm, somehow 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence has managed to keep her head up. Combining the power of love and promotion, her popularity continues to soar as the sympathy factor … Continue reading →

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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs … Continue reading →

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