Category Archives: GTK

J-Lo So Traumatized By Being Rear Ended, Almost Forgets To Instagram!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr

Taking advantage of a red light J-Lo was giving her bestie Leah Remini a make-up lesson, when they got butt banged yesterday in Southern California. J-Lo seen here on the left…or right….um…left…not sure…dropped her lip gel and was quite peeved … Continue reading →

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The Ford Mustang EcoBoost 2015!… Now With Performance Enhancers!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Since today’s muscle cars are made with much lighter modern materials such as carbon fiber, the sound of a four-cylinder engine, no matter how turbo-charged it may be, just doesn’t roar like the more traditional gas gulping muscle car engine. … Continue reading →

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New Survey Shows Lena Shares More Than Most Want To Know

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

Dunham has been out hawking her new book “Not a Girl That You Really Would Want to Be Around for Very Long” which seems like a long title, but whatever. Of course after showing as much of her physique as … Continue reading →

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Weird Markings Showing Up On Cattle Heads From Pennsylvania to Washington!

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

It started with Vale Woods Farm in Western Pennsylvania. When they noticed a baby calf with a marking on it’s head that looked like a number seven, they named her after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The ensuing press has brought … Continue reading →

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Italy Closes Borders, Shuts Down Airports In Preparation For George Clooney’s Wedding.

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

What started in Venice with the closing of 2 picturesque walkways along the Grand Canal, to keep crowds away from George Clooney’s wedding has turned into a countrywide shutdown. The sheer weight of the amount of people going to the … Continue reading →

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Disney Hit With $250 Million Lawsuit From Woman Who Says “Frozen” Is Based On Her Face!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr
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iPhone6. Bend It Like Beckham Or Stretch It Like Taffy!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Apple sure has its headaches with the new iPhone 6 as people start using it and problems are showing up. First, U2 tunes were automatically downloading when unrequested. Then it was discovered that when placed in a pocket the phones … Continue reading →

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Britney Introduces Her “Welcome To My Nightmare” Lingerie Collection!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Looking as comfortable as women will feel in her designs, Britney appeared at a shopping center in Warsaw, Poland yesterday to launch her Intimate Britney lingerie line. “I am so happy to be here in the original home of pole … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson Starring in “Clash Of The Tartans”

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

Fresh from Fashion week in Appalachia, Jessica proudly models her chic new look from the “Hatfields and McCoy Collection. Two great families of fabric that agreed to disagree. Blinding Fashion indeed!

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New A-Mazing Lawn Design Will Solve White House Security Problem!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

The White House Garden and Landscaping Division has offered a design solution for tightening White House security. Based on Britain’s Longleat’s Maze it is nearly two miles of hedge paths and is guaranteed to stymie any fence jumping interloper, giving the Secret … Continue reading →

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