Category Archives: GTK

Lattegate! Boehner Calls For Obama Impeachment!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

“That’s It! That’s the last straw,” screamed John Boehner, “What kind of a lazy-assed salute was that?” We have put up with a lot from that man and now this? ” Managing to stir up the press and the GOP … Continue reading →

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World Expresses Relief! Kenan Thompson Is Not Leaving SNL. What’s Up With That?

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

The World gasped yesterday when word spread like wildfire on the internet, that Kenan Thompson would be leaving Saturday Night Live! What would he do? Make another Fat Albert movie? Good Burger 2? Snakes on a Plane2? Reunite with Kel? … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Secret Divorce Details Leaked. Bruce Jenner To Get Old Face Back In Divorce Settlement!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

Although it’s always distressing to Americans when true love does not last, it is always uplifting when good things come out of a sad situation. Although nobody saw it coming and nobody can quite explain why it didn’t work out, … Continue reading →

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AMS Puts Weathermen On Notice. Stop With The Stupid Names!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

The American Meteorology Society has had enough! “We need to be taken more seriously and these silly names they are coming up with are making us a laughing stock,” said a spokesman, “We are losing our credibility! It started out … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Turns Leaked Photos Into Animation Gold!!!

Posted on September 21, 2014 by jr

When life gives you melons, make melonade! Leave it to Hollywood to turn faux embarrassment into animation stardom. Quickly grabbing on to the current publicity, Columbia pictures has signed every actress “victimized”, in the recent hacking scandal, to voice their … Continue reading →

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Jennifer and Anna Explain How They Loved Working Together On Their New Movie “Cake”!

Posted on September 21, 2014 by jr
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Man Desperate To Get Into White House Jumps Fence. Secret Service Stands Down. It’s Only Ted Cruz!

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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New X-Files Movie in Production. “The Search For Scully’s Leg!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Apparently aliens have stopped abducting people and instead are beaming up individual body parts in this latest X-Files big screen adventure. What is the logic behind this nefarious plot? Scully and Mulder are hot on the trail of the bad … Continue reading →

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Martha Dishes On Gwyneth, Blake And Taylor. Oh Those Girls!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Martha Stewart has perhaps voiced a view that many fear to express aloud; that Gwyneth Paltrow should talk a little bit less.  It would seem that the lifestyle mogul isn’t too impressed with Paltrow’s own similar efforts in her field. As … Continue reading →

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Rosie Back On “The View.” Brings Foot To Lips. Promises To Make It All The Way Soon!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

Rosie O’Donnell landed back at The View yesterday, 8 years after quitting the show. In the  interim she has shed over 50 pounds, one wife, and most of her fan base. She hopes to turn things around this time and … Continue reading →

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