Category Archives: International

Apple’s Tim Cook Declares “The New Frontier”. Unleashes All Out War On The Orange! Wall Street Is Stunned!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Turns out that it was definitely a Macintosh that Eve took a lustful bite out of, in that famous Garden, when all hell broke loose and Apple’s iconic logo was born. Now, billions of years and many leaps of imagination later, … Continue reading →

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Kanye West Rushed To Hospital For Emergency MRI Before Australian Concert! 327 Audience Members Have MRI’s After Concert!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Feeling a bit down, down under, Kanye West was rushed, rushed, rushed to a hospital in Melbourne just before his concert, on this leg of his Australian tour. Suffering from a lack of headlines in the local news, which is … Continue reading →

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OJ Offers To Help Oscar Find The Real Killer

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr
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Pope Continues To Modernize The Church In Theology And Now Fashion! Insists On Being Called The “Happy” Pope!

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr
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AppleWatch App Tracks Your AppleLife!

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr

Coolest new feature of the AppleWatch is that it will actually keep track of how many hours of your life are consumed by and with all things Apple. How Cool is that? The AppleLife App will let you know how … Continue reading →

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Even With 37 Different Producers, New U2 album, “Songs Of Innocence” Sounds Like Every Other U2 Album! Comes With 24-Page Booklet and Free Dinner Coupon!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr

With a combined net worth of over 1 billion dollars, who better to sing Songs of Innocence than Bono and the Gang? U2’s highly anticipated 13th album was produced by Danger Mouse and 3 dozen other top producers working across … Continue reading →

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iphone 6 Now With Royal Baby App! Pre-Natal Care and April 2015 Delivery Footage To Be Included!

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr

 

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Catherine Deneuve’s Dress Designer Arrested On Red Carpet In Sting Operation

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr

Hot young designer Esai deFromage was wrestled to the ground and handcuffed on the red carpet over the weekend at the Venice Film Festival by NYC police. The sting had it’s inception during NYC’s Fashion Week when suspicions arose that the … Continue reading →

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Nicole Scherzinger Dragged Onto Yacht, Forced To Show Off Her Flawless Bikini Body In A Tiny Swimsuit In Formentera, Spain. Policia Notified.

Posted on September 7, 2014 by jr
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Lady Gaga Rants at Fashion Week Partygoers, “Goddamn Rich People…Shut The Fuck Up!”

Posted on September 7, 2014 by jr

“Will you fucking shut up???” Screamed Lady Gaga at a Fashion Week party at The Plaza Hotel, “Goddamn Rich People!” Guests including Donatella Versace, Liberty Ross and Brooke Shields kept talking as she attempted to perform selections from her forthcoming … Continue reading →

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