Category Archives: International

WSJ. How To Make A Sow’s Ear Out Of A Silk Purse!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr

News editors and writers agree that working at The Wall Street Journal these days has got to be one of the most challenging jobs in journalism. “It’s like Bizarro World,” said one top Editor, “Up is down, fat is thin … Continue reading →

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President Starts New Exercise Program. Suggests Americans Subscribe!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr
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National Donut Day Takes The Edge Off Of Election Results. Grateful Americans Turn To Glazed And Frosted For Both Comfort And Celebration!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by jr

Whether sorrowful or celebratory, Americans turned to the ooey gooey goodness of their favorite sugary doughy treat yesterday and rejoiced that we live in a country that has not one, but two National Donut Days! “Frosted or glazed, cream or … Continue reading →

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Comfort Eating? Woman, 24, Spends An Entire Week In KFC After Being Dumped By Boyfriend. Writes 37 Songs!

Posted on October 23, 2014 by jr

A woman spent an entire week in a KFC eating fried chicken wings after being dumped by her boyfriend, because she needed time to think. The lovesick woman went to the fast food chain in search of some comfort food … Continue reading →

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“Italy’s Got Talent” Has Some Very Tough Judges!

Posted on October 19, 2014 by jr
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President Names Ebola Czar. Begs Media To Wait 24 Hours Before Blaming Him For Everything!

Posted on October 17, 2014 by jr

President Obama reacting to increased pressure from Republican lawmakers and Carnival Cruise Lines has named Democratic Insider, Ron Klain as the new Ebola Czar. As John Boehner exclaimed, “It’s about time! What was the delay? This is obviously the exact … Continue reading →

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Vatican Says “Wait, Our English Not So Good. We Didn’t Mean Welcome Gays. It Was Wrong Word.

Posted on October 17, 2014 by jr
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Beyonce Creates The Selfie Selfie Selfie! Whoa Times Three!

Posted on October 16, 2014 by jr

Beyonce has done it again! Not content with taking the already cliched “Selfie” portrait she has changed the game of selfie admiration and promotion. With the genius that only she possesses, somehow she managed to take a picture of herself, … Continue reading →

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Diet Coke And Taylor Swift Give Away Free Kitties! It’s Magical!

Posted on October 16, 2014 by jr

In an amazing cross promotion between Diet Coke, Taylor Swift and the ASPCA, it appears that now with every sip of Diet Coke, you get a free kitty! The number of kittens you get, seems to be only limited by … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! The Seven New Rules For Composing News Stories

Posted on October 15, 2014 by jr

Turns out that the news sources that post stories on Google News Feed have a set of principles that all news writers must follow in order to be considered for the feed. “It is not enough anymore to simply just … Continue reading →

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