Category Archives: Politics

Penis-Shaped Neckline Livens Up Natarsha Belling’s News Report

A fashion statement from an Australian news anchor has gone viral. Like a Rorschach image, people see many different things. Some people don’t see it at all, but for those who do, they definitely know what it is and as … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell Changes Mind. Thought Nominee For Attorney General Was Loretta Lynn.

When informed that President Obama’s nominee for Attorney General was not revered country artist, Loretta Lynn but rather Loretta Lynch, Mitch McConnell immediately changed his mind about bringing her up for a vote next week. “I am a bit embarrassed,” … Continue reading

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Fox News Retires Fair And Balanced. Unveils New, More Direct Slogan!

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New Hillary Scandal! Accusations She Used Rotary Wall Phone While Secretary Of State!

Poor Hillary Clinton cannot catch a break when it comes to avoiding scandal. After responding to criticisms of her email habits and choice of breath mints, she now faces another roadblock on her way to the Presidency. Republicans and the … Continue reading

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Congress Lets The World Know The U.S. Is Most Powerful Nation But The President….Not So Much.

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GOP Leaders Note Important 50th Anniversary!

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Bipartisan Agreement To Suspend Congressional Session To Examine Important New Study Results

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Kanye West “Ima Let you Finish Mr. Netanyahu, But I Think Beyonce Should Be Giving This Speech!”

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“Brand New Rand” Wins CPAC Straw Poll. Surges Past Both Bush Dynasty And Duck Dynasty!

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