Category Archives: Politics

House Re-Elects Boehner For Third Term As House Speaker. Leads Traditional Parade Through Washington !

After a few hours of deal wrangling, sudoku challenges, some pushing, shoving, a little bit of  tickling, biting, arm wrestling and twisting, ego massaging, and exuberantly played slap towel and grab ass in the House locker room, John Boehner prevailed, … Continue reading

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GOP Solemn March Into D.C. Prepares President For Congressional TakeOver!

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New Sanctions Are Just The Beginning. “The Interview” DVD Drop On North Korea! A Real S*#tstorm!

President Obama has enacted more harsh sanctions against 3 North Korean organizations and 10 individuals, as payback for the alleged cyber-attack on Sony Pictures. Although many felt that the sanctions, already in place, were pretty mean as sanctions go, Obama … Continue reading

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President Wreaks Havoc All Over Hawaii So He Can Play Golf! Forces Bride To Move Her Wedding!

Nothing gets in the way of the President’s golf game. Nothing!

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More What Rush Limbaugh Expects James Bond To Look Like!

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Everybody Comes Together At Christmas! Happy Holidays!

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“The Clinton Sting” Call The Police! Hillary Gets Blessing To Use Campaign Song “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”

When Bill Clinton was running for President and wanted to reach out to the boomers, he found the perfect song from back in the 70’s, “Don’t Stop(thinking about tomorrow).“ The choice of a theme song was credited with giving Bill … Continue reading

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Best Little Boys In The World Sit On Santa’s Lap. Koch Brothers Remind Him They Paid For The Chair.

Santa Mitch will make all sure they get all the presents on their gift list

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Wasting No Time, President Obama Nominates Three Possible Ambassadors To Cuba

“No no no no no no no” said Marco Rubio

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Marco Rubio Reacts To New US-Cuba Policy. “No No No No No No No! I’m Gonna Hold My Breath Til I Esplode”

“President Barack Obama will get no money for his Cuba policy, no ambassador will be confirmed and the embargo will never be lifted,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) yelled in a blistering press conference on Wednesday just before letting out a … Continue reading

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