Category Archives: Politics

Lindsey Graham Announces That He Is Thinking About Whether Or Not He Has A Shot In Hell Of Being Elected Presuhdent!

Posted on December 17, 2014 by jr

“Ahma gonna think on it some more”

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Jeb Bush Will “Most Likely, Consider Seriously, Actively Exploring The Possibility Of Perhaps Running For President.”

Posted on December 16, 2014 by jr

In the meantime Jeb will be honored this evening, when he is presented with the award for the Least Definitive Political Statement of the Year, at  the American Equivocation Society’s dinner in Washington D.C.

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Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush To Release 250 Thousand Emails In Cross Promotion With Sominex! No More Counting Sheep!!

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr
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Sony Hackers Now Leak The Secret File Of CIA Euphemisms! Aggrandized Security!

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr

– Hot on the heels of the major hacking of the Sony emails, the group who calls itself Guardians of the Peace, is now going after the clandestine codes of the CIA. They leaked a secret document called “This is … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr
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Dick Cheney Surfaces To Express His Feelings About Torture

Posted on December 12, 2014 by jr

“Oh Boo Hoo Hoo,” said Cheney

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The Delicious Holiday Treat Everyone Can Enjoy! Order Now!

Posted on December 11, 2014 by jr
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Fastest Product Endorsement Ever! For Presidential Size Acid Reflux!

Posted on December 8, 2014 by jr

An anonymous source laughed, “Boy he’s gonna need it!”

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President Obama Gives John Boehner An Early Christmas Gift. A Direct Line To His Office!

Posted on December 7, 2014 by jr

Knowing he will have to work even more intensely with the Republicans next year, the President has reached out to Speaker of the House John Boehner with a thoughtful gift that he believes shows his determination to connect with him in … Continue reading →

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