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McConnell Tells One Percenters “We Can Do Better. We Will Get That Down To .5 Percent!”

Posted on November 8, 2014 by jr

“There’s still inequity out there,” railed newly re-elected, Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. “There’s still too many people in this country owning homes, going to college, driving cars, having phones, going to bed on a full stomach and Now, he thundered … Continue reading →

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WSJ. How To Make A Sow’s Ear Out Of A Silk Purse!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr

News editors and writers agree that working at The Wall Street Journal these days has got to be one of the most challenging jobs in journalism. “It’s like Bizarro World,” said one top Editor, “Up is down, fat is thin … Continue reading →

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President Starts New Exercise Program. Suggests Americans Subscribe!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr
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Voters Angry At Stagnating Wages! GOP: “Don’t Worry We’ll Make Sure They Don’t Stagnate!”

Posted on November 6, 2014 by jr
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National Donut Day Takes The Edge Off Of Election Results. Grateful Americans Turn To Glazed And Frosted For Both Comfort And Celebration!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by jr

Whether sorrowful or celebratory, Americans turned to the ooey gooey goodness of their favorite sugary doughy treat yesterday and rejoiced that we live in a country that has not one, but two National Donut Days! “Frosted or glazed, cream or … Continue reading →

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Somebody Was Up All Night To Get Lucky!

Posted on November 5, 2014 by jr
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Iowa’s Joni Ernst Plans On Confronting Obama With Her High School Diploma and Dare Him To Show His!!!!!

Posted on November 5, 2014 by jr

As promised in her fiery campaign,  newly elected Iowa senator Joni Ernst is already planning on shaking up President Obama. She confided to reporters, this morning that she had been so keyed up on Election Day that she had to castrate … Continue reading →

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Victorious Republicans Distribute “Thank You” Gifts To Supporters! Nothing Subliminal Here!

Posted on November 5, 2014 by jr

“Who doesn’t love candy?” laughed Mitch McConnell, obviously on a high from the results of Tuesday’s elections as he giddily passed out handshakes and lollipops at his campaign celebration party. His party managed to pick up enough seats to give … Continue reading →

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And Election Night Drags On

Posted on November 4, 2014 by jr
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GOP Gets Good News For Presidential Race! Poll Shows Registered Republicans Have Extreme Loyalty!

Posted on November 3, 2014 by jr

With polls showing that the GOP has a good chance of taking control of the Senate after tomorrow’s election results, there is even more good news for them to celebrate. A Perlmutter-Pew Poll taken over the weekend has shown that … Continue reading →

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