Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Rep Aaron Schock Drives Himself Into Brand New Gig!! It’s Abs-olutely Fabulous!

Posted on March 19, 2015 by jr

Nobody need worry about soon to be ex-congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, when he leaves office March 31, after facing much scrutiny for misuse of Federal funds. It appears that the GOP darling has already lined up his next gig … Continue reading →

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Penis-Shaped Neckline Livens Up Natarsha Belling’s News Report

Posted on March 17, 2015 by jr

A fashion statement from an Australian news anchor has gone viral. Like a Rorschach image, people see many different things. Some people don’t see it at all, but for those who do, they definitely know what it is and as … Continue reading →

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Fox News Retires Fair And Balanced. Unveils New, More Direct Slogan!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by jr
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Kanye West “Ima Let you Finish Mr. Netanyahu, But I Think Beyonce Should Be Giving This Speech!”

Posted on March 2, 2015 by jr
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Donald Trump Says There Is An 80% Chance He’ll Run For President In 2016. Offers Possible Slogans

Posted on February 27, 2015 by jr

Donald Trump boosted the spirits of everybody at CPAC today when he once again teased that he may be considering running for President in 2016, throwing a good portion of the conservative crowd into states of elation, unmatched by any … Continue reading →

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American Sniper Loses Oscar To Birdman! Rudy Claims “Hollywood Just Doesn’t Love America!”

Posted on February 23, 2015 by jr

It’s a Rudy!

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Bill O’Reilly Reminds Everybody Where He Works. Critics Say “Oh Right….Nevermind.”

Posted on February 22, 2015 by jr

Bill O’Reilly In The No Spin “Spin Zone”

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Internet Surpasses 327 Billion, 17 Million, 223 Thousand And Four Pictures Of Kardashians. What’s One More?

Posted on February 21, 2015 by jr
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Rudy Guiliani Says, “I Don’t Believe Obama Loves America As Much As I Love Publicity!”

Posted on February 19, 2015 by jr
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FTM Exclusive! To Save Time Lady Gaga Picks Up Divorce Papers Along With Marriage License.

Posted on February 17, 2015 by jr
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