Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Glenn Beck Reveals He Is Suffering From A Condition Called, IHaven’tGottenAnyPressCoverageForALongTime-itis.

Posted on November 11, 2014 by jr

And Veteran’s Day was as good a time as any to get some attention. He says he is already feeling much better.

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Forget Southfork Ranch. Ted Cruz Proposes New Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread As The Official Texas Spread!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr

“Have you tasted this stuff? OMG it is just plain deliciousness on a spoon!” said Texas junior senator Ted Cruz, after passing out samples of the new peanut butter chocolate spread from Reeses, to the press. He had just finished … Continue reading →

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J-Lo Wrote A Book! And Like Her Perfume The Reviews Are Glowing!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr
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McConnell Tells One Percenters “We Can Do Better. We Will Get That Down To .5 Percent!”

Posted on November 8, 2014 by jr

“There’s still inequity out there,” railed newly re-elected, Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. “There’s still too many people in this country owning homes, going to college, driving cars, having phones, going to bed on a full stomach and Now, he thundered … Continue reading →

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Iowa’s Joni Ernst Plans On Confronting Obama With Her High School Diploma and Dare Him To Show His!!!!!

Posted on November 5, 2014 by jr

As promised in her fiery campaign,  newly elected Iowa senator Joni Ernst is already planning on shaking up President Obama. She confided to reporters, this morning that she had been so keyed up on Election Day that she had to castrate … Continue reading →

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And Election Night Drags On

Posted on November 4, 2014 by jr
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Mama June Will Not Be Fully Paid For Final Season Of Honey Boo Boo. TLC Announces Budget Surplus of Slim Jims And Pork Rinds!

Posted on November 1, 2014 by jr
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J-Lo and Iggy To Share NOW’s “Respect Women” Award For Empowering Women Everywhere!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr

“Omigod that is so exciting! Wait, who’s giving us an award? National Organization of Woman? That’s a real group?” was J-Lo’s surprised reaction when a reporter gave her the news that she has been named co-winner of the group’s top … Continue reading →

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Kinda Exclusive: Jenny McCarthy Sorta Explains Why Donnie Is The Best Husband Out There!

Posted on October 26, 2014 by jr

“Omigosh” exclaimed newlywed Jenny McCarthy, “how do I even begin to share what an exciting and romantic time this is in my life?” The former Playmate of the Year, who recently left the table on The View was all atwitter, smiling and giggling … Continue reading →

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Introducing Mary’s Flesh Flashers Directory Roundup!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by jr

As a public service Mary is attempting to file together a one source directory, for all the latest pictorial information on rockin’ bods, enviable physiques, fap fantasies and sexy selfies. All the important derma exhibitions worldwide! She’ll try to include … Continue reading →

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