Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading →

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Martin-Lawrence Heats Up! J-Law Watches Chris Perform Again! Keeps Clothes On!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

In the middle of a horribly, embarrassing hacked naked photo firestorm, somehow 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence has managed to keep her head up. Combining the power of love and promotion, her popularity continues to soar as the sympathy factor … Continue reading →

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Nick Jonas Says “Look!… I’m Not With Disney Anymore! Please Take My Music Seriously!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

When you got something to sell, you sell it! Nick Jonas, taking a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook, “How To Kill The Mouse.” is gearing up to market his new album, “Grab My Package” by dropping trou and … Continue reading →

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ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading →

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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading →

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J-Lo So Traumatized By Being Rear Ended, Almost Forgets To Instagram!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr

Taking advantage of a red light J-Lo was giving her bestie Leah Remini a make-up lesson, when they got butt banged yesterday in Southern California. J-Lo seen here on the left…or right….um…left…not sure…dropped her lip gel and was quite peeved … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Wins Value Voters Poll As “Favorite Candidate To Study For The GED With”

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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New Survey Shows Lena Shares More Than Most Want To Know

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

Dunham has been out hawking her new book “Not a Girl That You Really Would Want to Be Around for Very Long” which seems like a long title, but whatever. Of course after showing as much of her physique as … Continue reading →

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Nothing Says “No, Really, Let It Go” Like These Sexy Olaf And Elsa Inspired Halloween Costumes!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

Ladies, they’ll be calling you anything but Frozen when you show up on Halloween in one of these hot costumes! “Single and “Sexy or “Married and Mommy”, you will love how these costumes from a fantasy have been rethought for … Continue reading →

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Jersey Shore Update! The “New Situation”

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr
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