Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Britney Introduces Her “Welcome To My Nightmare” Lingerie Collection!

Posted on September 25, 2014 by jr

Looking as comfortable as women will feel in her designs, Britney appeared at a shopping center in Warsaw, Poland yesterday to launch her Intimate Britney lingerie line. “I am so happy to be here in the original home of pole … Continue reading →

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“Florida Gal With 3 Boobs Is A Hoax! Our Show Is The Real Thing” Says Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr
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Lattegate! Boehner Calls For Obama Impeachment!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

“That’s It! That’s the last straw,” screamed John Boehner, “What kind of a lazy-assed salute was that?” We have put up with a lot from that man and now this? ” Managing to stir up the press and the GOP … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Secret Divorce Details Leaked. Bruce Jenner To Get Old Face Back In Divorce Settlement!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by jr

Although it’s always distressing to Americans when true love does not last, it is always uplifting when good things come out of a sad situation. Although nobody saw it coming and nobody can quite explain why it didn’t work out, … Continue reading →

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Lady Gaga Officially Announces She’s Run Out Of Ideas. “I Got Nothing” She Wails!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

Lady Gaga stunned the music and the art world today when she appeared outside a seafood restaurant wearing 2 silver clamshells and some fish netting draped around her hips that obviously came from the eatery’s maritime decor. Managing to look … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Turns Leaked Photos Into Animation Gold!!!

Posted on September 21, 2014 by jr

When life gives you melons, make melonade! Leave it to Hollywood to turn faux embarrassment into animation stardom. Quickly grabbing on to the current publicity, Columbia pictures has signed every actress “victimized”, in the recent hacking scandal, to voice their … Continue reading →

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Sesame Street Goes Sexy! Seth Rogen and James Franco Help Pal, Big Bird Celebrate 45th Birthday!!!

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr

The kids of Sesame Street were a bit shocked at first but once Jimmy and Seth started their silly sessy dance Big Bird’s 45th birthday surprise party turned into a blast!

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Man Desperate To Get Into White House Jumps Fence. Secret Service Stands Down. It’s Only Ted Cruz!

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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Autopsy Reveals King Richard III Died Painfully On Battlefield. Another White House Cover-Up?

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr
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Martha Dishes On Gwyneth, Blake And Taylor. Oh Those Girls!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Martha Stewart has perhaps voiced a view that many fear to express aloud; that Gwyneth Paltrow should talk a little bit less.  It would seem that the lifestyle mogul isn’t too impressed with Paltrow’s own similar efforts in her field. As … Continue reading →

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