Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Nicole Richie Takes Elegance Up A Notch! Oh Wait…Maybe Not So Much.

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr
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Robin Thicke Apologizes To Pharrell For Phony Writing Credit. Records New Album Of Songs He Didn’t Write, In Attempt To Win Him Back!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr
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DWTS Julianne Hough Sues Kmart! Claims Gift Wrapping Malpractice!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

“You think this is bad” huffed Hough, “Wait’ll you see what Derek looks like!

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Those “Crazy Like A Fox” Self Promotion Experts Got Us Again! The Palins Head To Beverly Hills!!!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr

Showing they still know how to grab the attention of all the news organizations around the globe, the Palins have pulled another fast one. Although they did get a little tipsy over the weekend at a local party in Alaska,(where … Continue reading →

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Turned Down By Her High School, Nicki Gives Inspirational Speech At Her College Alma Mater!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr
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Sexy Jessica Alba Has College Regrets But Finds Age + Money Equals Brains!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by jr

The sexy actress says she regretted not going to college when she was younger and never felt smart because she didn’t finish her education. Her ambition to become a movie star made it impossible to continue in school in spite … Continue reading →

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Hollywood’s Age-Appropriate Women Shortage Forces Steven Bauer, 57, To Date An 18 Year old!!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by jr

“This is Crazy” Shouts actor Steven Bauer, Melanie Griffith’s ex husband, who is currently appearing in Showtime’s Ray Donovan. “I am away from the Hollywood scene for 25 years and all the women in LA just disappear. What happened? There … Continue reading →

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Chris Brown Offers Ray Rice Advice. Ray Looks Forward To Private Meeting With Chris In Hotel Elevator!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by jr
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Exclusive!!! Iggy Azalea’s Personal Day Planner For September. This Explains How She Got So “Fancy” So Fast!!

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr

Modern Career Building just got clearer, thanks to this leaked page from Iggy’s Day Planner. Precisely showing each days activity, it just may become the gold standard “game plan” for any aspiring pop or rap star. With experienced Talent Management … Continue reading →

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Obama Unveils Secret Plan! Palin Family Grabs A Six-Pack And Heads To Iraq To Open A Can Of Whoopass On ISIS. Alaska Style!!

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr

It turns out that President Obama does have another plan for dealing with the ISIS crisis in Iraq. That plan is called Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The top-secret plan became public yesterday when reporters discovered the Palin Family … Continue reading →

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