Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Donald Trump Continues On “The Wrath Of Don” Presidential Campaign

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Comments From The Clown Car

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Bruce Jenner Asks For Privacy During This Deeply Personal Promotional Event!

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Scoop!! Fox News To Launch “Benghazi Channel”…. Where Fiction And Fantasy Live!

The producers at Fox News have found themselves with a wealth of Benghazi conspiracy theories, and a plethora of nefarious misinformation, thanks to it’s stable of 267 imaginative writer, story editors and men in tinfoil hats. So much material, it … Continue reading

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FTM Scoop! Ted Cruz Urges Lucky Charms Boycott In Protest Of Ireland’s Same-Sex Marriage Vote!

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Scoop! TLC Gives Josh Duggar His Own Show. Forgive Us But…”Holy Smokes It’s Hot!!”

Nobody knew how close he really was to his family! Who knows what the number will be up to by the Fall? Check your local cable listings for debut date and time.

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Smarmalade!!! New From Smuckers! It Doesn’t Get Any Smarmier Than This!!

When Smuckers says it’s smarmy, trust them, “It’s Smarmy!” Available in 16 flavors, every one more sickeningly sweet and cloying than the last. It’s almost too smarmy!

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Ted Cruz’s Nightmare Begins! He’s Ordered Into Mandatory Same Sex Marriage! Mary’s Got The Details!

After working up crowds with his claim that same-sex marriage was going to be mandatory very soon, Ted Cruz faced his second* greatest fear today, when he received his official indoctrination papers from the Gay Mafia, demanding he report for … Continue reading

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Today’s Award For Best Beach Cover-Up Not Worn At The Beach Goes To…

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The Fox Always Puts A Special Spin On The News!

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