Ellen Degeneres Would Love A Special Oscar For Tweet Of The Year!

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Thanks to the over the top, “side splitting” antics of Ellen Degeneres and her mind boggling tweet, the 2014 Academy Awards reached an audience of over 43 million people around the world, it’s largest audience in 10 years. Hoping to repeat those ratings, the CEO of Hollywood, George Clooney, had asked Ellen to host the show once again next year before moving on to Neil Patrick Harris.

“You know that really was some hard work for me, and although I would have loved to do it again, I am not sure that I would be able to top myself. That tweet was just the top of the comedy ladder as far as I can see,” said Ellen in a thoughtful, yet unavoidably comic way. “Taking a picture of me with some stars, and sending it around the world with some text, for 3 million to see on their little phones, knowing that I had just taken it on the show, with hundreds more stars, who couldn’t fit on their phone, being watched by over 40 million people, and they were watching on their big, flat screen TV’s is rather pretty mind blowing. I mean think of it! I’ve been trying to explain it to Portia for the past 10 months. It’s like looking into a mirror, reflecting a mirror, reflecting a mirror, etc. I mean Gah! Where do I go from there?”

Since that tweet has gone on to be the number one, most re-tweeted tweet of the year, she is hoping  the academy will create a new category for Best Tweet and Best Tweet with Selfie, and present her with this year’s golden statuette. Think of this, bragged Ellen, “Ask anyone if they remember what won Best Picture last year, and then ask who sent the Top Tweet?” Ellen then took a selfie with this reporter and immediately rocketed it around the world. “I’m always working,” she said before breaking into some sort of dance. Comic Genius!

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“The Clinton Sting” Call The Police! Hillary Gets Blessing To Use Campaign Song “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”

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When Bill Clinton was running for President and wanted to reach out to the boomers, he found the perfect song from back in the 70’s, “Don’t Stop(thinking about tomorrow).“ The choice of a theme song was credited with giving Bill a 14% bump in the polls (full disclosure: that is a number FTM made up) with the largest voting demographic and it made presidential and music history. Not since “Happy Days Are Here Again” has a song helped, so significantly to carry a candidate into The White House. According to studies conducted by nobody in particular, many people voted for the song, as much as for Bill. It also reignited the career of Fleetwood Mac. Well, it looks like The Clintons have struck campaign magic (pun intended) once again, from another music powerhouse, The Police!

Bill explains, “Ah was relaxing at home makin’ a few phone calls and a mix tape while watchin’ I heart the 80’s when I heard it and I knew right away. That song IS Hillary! No one knows this, but “Magic” has always been my pet name for her since college. She casts a spell on you and next thing you know, you’re doing whatever the heck she wants! Ah know she will bring that special power to Washington. There’s also that cauldron in the basement,” he chuckled. “My other idea was ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ by Tiffany, but that just seemed to bring up some old issues.”

Meeting the rock star backstage, where he is appearing on Broadway in his show “The Last Ship” an agreement was reached, giving Hillary permission to use the song, as long as she stopped referring to him as “Mr. Sting.” Although Hillary has not yet officially announced her candidacy, insiders feel it is imminent, now that they have nailed down the all-important, campaign song.

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Star Trek 3 To Be Released Summer 2016. Jubilation Abounds As Trekkies Start Forming Lines at Theaters!

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When informed that there was really no reason to wait in line at the theater since they would have plenty of time to buy tickets on-line and the movie hasn’t even started filming as yet, most just murmured, “Well we don’t really have anything else to do.”

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