Tag Archives: #ebola

Governor Christie Taunts Former Quarantine Patient With Insensitive Halloween Mask!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr
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Ebola Lands In NYC In Time For Village Halloween Parade. Expected To Win Scariest Costume!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by jr

With still a week to go before the big parade and a multitude of festive Halloween events, the Ebola virus reportedly touched down in NYC last Friday. After doing a number of touristy things like taking the subway, seeing Times … Continue reading →

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President Names Ebola Czar. Begs Media To Wait 24 Hours Before Blaming Him For Everything!

Posted on October 17, 2014 by jr

President Obama reacting to increased pressure from Republican lawmakers and Carnival Cruise Lines has named Democratic Insider, Ron Klain as the new Ebola Czar. As John Boehner exclaimed, “It’s about time! What was the delay? This is obviously the exact … Continue reading →

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CDC, Obama And WHO Offer Solution To Stop Ebola Spread. “Everybody Stay Where You Are!”

Posted on October 7, 2014 by jr

A simple solution to the inevitable worldwide spread of the Ebola Virus has been announced in a joint statement from President Obama in conjunction with The World Health Organization and The Center for Disease Control. The President stated it briefly yet … Continue reading →

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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