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Exclusive! FoxTakes! Your Guide To Understanding News Like The Professionals!!

These are confusing times in the world but even more confusing sometimes in the world of Television News production, especially at Fox News. One long-time Fox producer explained the modern communication problem. “Many reporters still subscribe to the old story … Continue reading

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News Executives Confirm “Wild Speculation” Is The Future Of News Reporting!

“People want answers as fast a possible, even if we don’t have them,” explained Jeff Zucker president of CNN, “and it is our job to give them answers, so speculative news gathering is definitely the way to go. And we … Continue reading

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading

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New A-Mazing Lawn Design Will Solve White House Security Problem!

The White House Garden and Landscaping Division has offered a design solution for tightening White House security. Based on Britain’s Longleat’s Maze it is nearly two miles of hedge paths and is guaranteed to stymie any fence jumping interloper, giving the Secret … Continue reading

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Man Desperate To Get Into White House Jumps Fence. Secret Service Stands Down. It’s Only Ted Cruz!

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Autopsy Reveals King Richard III Died Painfully On Battlefield. Another White House Cover-Up?

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