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Forget Southfork Ranch. Ted Cruz Proposes New Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread As The Official Texas Spread!

“Have you tasted this stuff? OMG it is just plain deliciousness on a spoon!” said Texas junior senator Ted Cruz, after passing out samples of the new peanut butter chocolate spread from Reeses, to the press. He had just finished … Continue reading

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