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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Posted on March 20, 2015 by jr

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew Target … Continue reading →

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NJ Governor Chris Christie Takes Leave Of Absence. Will Seek GOP Nomination For President While Working At Walmart

Posted on October 22, 2014 by jr

“I am sick of hearing about the minimum wage,” groused New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. “It seems so petty!” In order to show that the issue has been blown way out of proportion, the Governor has placed his state elected … Continue reading →

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