Cut from the Saint Louis Rams, 7^th round draft choice, openly gay, Michael Sam has made a quick recovery and dashed into Hollywood where he will become the latest cast member of TV’s smash hit, “The Big Bang Theory”. Reportedly, Sam will be playing the wacky gay neighbor. “Think Tyler Perry’s “Medea” in a football jersey” says show creator Chuck Lorre. He’s big, smart, sassy and all gay.” Lorre continued, “when you get the chance to grab the world’s first 7^th round openly gay draft choice for your show you take it.” Because the show has already gone into production, Sam will not make his appearance until the 3^rd episode when he flirts with Sheldon and accidentally hits him in the head with a football. Expected hilarity ensues when gay meets nerd. With the addition of Sam to the show, CBS expects a two-pronged demographic bounce in the already large audience. Lorre added “and perhaps a GLAAD Award for our trophy case?”