Monthly Archives: September 2014

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Lana Del Rey Signs New Contract. Agrees To Sell Music Door To Door! More Artists To Follow!

In what many recording companies are calling the future of music marketing, artists are agreeing to sell their wares door to door. Industry bigwig, Jimmy Iovine, explained the reality of the new business model. “We can only place a song … Continue reading

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iphone 6 Now With Royal Baby App! Pre-Natal Care and April 2015 Delivery Footage To Be Included!

 

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Beyonce Celebrates Derek Jeter Day Privately At Home

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Catherine Deneuve’s Dress Designer Arrested On Red Carpet In Sting Operation

Hot young designer Esai deFromage was wrestled to the ground and handcuffed on the red carpet over the weekend at the Venice Film Festival by NYC police. The sting had it’s inception during NYC’s Fashion Week when suspicions arose that the … Continue reading

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Courtney Love And Marilyn Manson Tried To Donate Blood. Tests Show They Actually Have None!

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Demi Lovato Blown Off Stage By Wind Machine, Lands On Backstage Craft Services Table!

Pyrotechnics and wild lighting effects are passe when it comes to today’s pop music concerts. Wind machines are all the rage and performers are trying to outdo each other in impressive displays of “windynamics”, as it is called in the … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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