Monthly Archives: September 2014

Millions Wait In Line And Purchase iPhone6 Today! Apple Announces iPhone7 coming in December. Everybody Gets Back On Line!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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Friar’s Club Announces “National Talk Like Gilbert Gottfried Day!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Forget “Talk Like a Pirate Day!! How many times can you say AArrrgh and get laughs? “It’s gotten old fast” say the members of the Friar’s Club, home of the original foul and filthy and funny Roast! Time to practice … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading →

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New X-Files Movie in Production. “The Search For Scully’s Leg!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Apparently aliens have stopped abducting people and instead are beaming up individual body parts in this latest X-Files big screen adventure. What is the logic behind this nefarious plot? Scully and Mulder are hot on the trail of the bad … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr
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Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading →

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NFL Season In Jeopardy As 76% Of Players Have Criminal Charges Or Investigations Pending. Players Voluntarily Turning Themselves In To Police.

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

An emergency meeting has been called today, for all NFL team owners to discuss, what is turning into an NFL public relations nightmare! As more and more players are being charged with felonies ranging from spousal and child abuse to … Continue reading →

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Autopsy Reveals King Richard III Died Painfully On Battlefield. Another White House Cover-Up?

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr
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