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Vatican Besieged By Thousands Who Refuse To Do Their Jobs, Begging For Papal Audience!

With reports appearing to confirm that the Pope had a private meeting with The Elizabeth Taylor of County Clerks, Kim Davis, it appears that everybody wants to get into the act. Monsignor Gianaitto Felatto, the Pontiff’s personal appointment scheduler has … Continue reading

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Sometimes Even The Pope Questions The Heavenly Father!

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Pope Attempts To Make Peace Between North Korea And Sony Pictures

Fresh off the success of helping to broker a new, more open relationship between the United States and Cuba, Pope Francis has now set his sights on the dispute over Sony Pictures new movie “The Interview” starring James Franco and Seth … Continue reading

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Vatican Calls For Catholic Church To Welcome Gays. Pope Francis Immediately Hires Consultants

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Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading

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