Gwen Stefani and her husband, Bush front man, Gavin Rossdale were taken into custody yesterday in Hudtown, Ohio and charged with teenage impersonation, attire unbecoming to specific age group. Unbeknownst to the two rockers, the city has recently enacted a law requiring age appropriate clothing at all times in public spaces. Police chief Harold Slackenoff from the HPD made a statement to the press. “It’s sad that we have become the fashion police but this has gotten totally out of hand. It is very confusing to the kids. We don’t care what you wear in the privacy of your own home or on stage but before you stroll our streets you better take a second look in that full-length mirror! I personally love Gwen, but these two are pushin’ 50! Who are they kiddin’?” When asked how he knows when clothing is inappropriate, the chief responded, “It’s like porn. I can’t define it, but I know it when I see it!” After being ticketed and scheduled for a court appearance Gwen was dropped off at The Limited and Gavin was last seen perusing the racks at Men’s Warehouse.