Monthly Archives: November 2014

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thoughts

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Gimme A Quote

Lauren Bacall

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Thanksgiving Edition.

Ted lets you know what he knows as soon as he knows it.

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For Thanksgiving Bette Midler Performs A Special Version Of Her Classic… “The Wind Beneath My Turkey Wings!”

Did you ever know that you’re my dinner You’re everything I wish I could eat I love you more with all your stuffing You are the wind beneath my turkey wings. Fly Fly So high against the sky Thank You Thank … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Francoise Sagan

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Shootin’ With Joni

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Holiday Tom Turkey Character Actor Fired At Mall. “He Was Really Depressing Everybody!”

“He was really supposed to get everyone excited about Thanksgiving and gear everybody up for Black Friday Shopping,” said Mall representative Maria Dysoto, “but he really just left everyone rather depressed and made a lot of children cry.” Tom Turkey … Continue reading

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Allstate Insurance Announces “Black Friday” Coverage For The War Torn And Weary Shopper!

“People should be able to shop fearlessly on the first day of the Christmas Season,” says Allstate rep, Carol Ingon. “They shouldn’t have to worry about getting a black eye, or a broken arm, or even a concussion, fighting with other shoppers … Continue reading

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Something Just Popped!

Something popped!

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