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And The Award For Sweetest, Most Heartfelt Thanks On Thanksgiving Goes To…

Rihanna keeping the spirit of Thanksgiving alive in the modern world. “I love you muhphucka Pilgrims!”

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Thanksgiving Edition.

Ted lets you know what he knows as soon as he knows it.

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For Thanksgiving Bette Midler Performs A Special Version Of Her Classic… “The Wind Beneath My Turkey Wings!”

Did you ever know that you’re my dinner You’re everything I wish I could eat I love you more with all your stuffing You are the wind beneath my turkey wings. Fly Fly So high against the sky Thank You Thank … Continue reading

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Holiday Tom Turkey Character Actor Fired At Mall. “He Was Really Depressing Everybody!”

“He was really supposed to get everyone excited about Thanksgiving and gear everybody up for Black Friday Shopping,” said Mall representative Maria Dysoto, “but he really just left everyone rather depressed and made a lot of children cry.” Tom Turkey … Continue reading

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