Still married and announcing that baby number two is en route, Mr. Baldwin continues to plead for privacy from the media. “Just leave us alone,” he begged. “I’m on my knees, asking you to use your last shred of dignity, and stop taking pictures of my personal life and putting them in your magazines and papers in order to satisfy your bored readers. I know the demand is just insane!”….. “Hon, which is better the one piece or the bikini?”….. “The bikini. I know everyone wants to know all the details of my life, and all the fascinating aspects of Hilaria and her yoga poses, and thoughts about what it’s like being married to an actor, but it’s just plain rude.”…..”Hon, hold my sunglasses please.”….. “I thought that Amal Clooney being named most fascinating person of 2014 would take the pressure off Hilaria, but you just keep pursuing her. Enough! Let her just be a wife and mother!”….. “Hon, move a little to your left please.”…..”We just need to be left alone!”….. “Hon, hold the baby a little higher.”…..”Our life is none of your business!”….. “Hon, I need my sunglasses back.”…..” Go! Get outta here before I slug ya!”….. “Hon, you’re blocking my light.”  “Oh sorry dear. I tell ya, if I ever figure out where you people are getting all these personal pictures from, I’ll, I’ll,  I’ll………..”