Monthly Archives: March 2015

Sarah Palin Launches Her “Let’s All Write To Foreign Leaders” Campaign!

Emboldened by the recent letter sent to Iran from 47 Senators, Sarah Palin has again lead from her behind and announced her new initiative, encouraging everybody to send warning letters to heads of state all around the world. “This Obama … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Random belief

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Thanks To Fox News, Robert Durst Jumps To First. New GOP Darling Tops Polls!

Fox News has now proclaimed that accused murderer Robert Furst is the man to beat when it comes to the race for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. “This is our guy!”  Roger Ailes said breathlessly at the daily “news … Continue reading

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Marlene Dietrich

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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew Target … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Today’s Lesson: Solar Eclipse= “Scary”

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

So True

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David Frost

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Rep Aaron Schock Drives Himself Into Brand New Gig!! It’s Abs-olutely Fabulous!

Nobody need worry about soon to be ex-congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, when he leaves office March 31, after facing much scrutiny for misuse of Federal funds. It appears that the GOP darling has already lined up his next gig … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

More Random Advice

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