Monthly Archives: May 2015

The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Random Praying

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Gimme A Quote

James Brown

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Beyonce Starts Gofundme Designer Dress Site. Expects To Raise Enough To Complete Sexy Gown!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Nice and Random

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Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 GOP Presidential Melee! Gets All-Important Endorsement From Chuck Norris!

Mike Huckabee refused to throw caution to the wind and jump into the 2016 GOP presidential race until he was sure he had the proper support. “Ya know,” he said casually, as he contentedly sucked on a watermelon drop, “people … Continue reading

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